February 2011
"The awkward moment..."
sweetbootyshabaam:
SOME PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THE MEANING OF THE WORD AWKWARD. Just saying, cause of these “awkward moments” don’t even make sense. They’re not even awkward at all. They’re just situations or some shit. EX: “That awkward moment when you & your bestfriend come up with an evil plan together”
How the fuck is that awkward? That sounds hella fun to plan.
you tell them girl =]
January 2011
Buying books for school are the bitches of my...
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
I want to hang out with different people and meet...
When you give someone advice, they don't listen to...
kaaahthyle:
THIS.
I've heard it a million times. "You can do better....
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
mszrachelle:
timmmypang:
LMFAO
Watchayodisbemikko:
ceeezy:
simply-celine:
-belowtheheavens:
amazingchaos:
Failed Phone Sex
BEST SCENE EVER, LOOOOL.
AHAHAHAHA.
OMG , LOL .
LMFAO
How did the word "FUCK" come from?
thelovelystranger:
art-of-observation:
Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king then gave a kind of pass card that must be hung on the bedroom door when they had a sex. The card...
“When you start to know someone, all their physical characteristics start to...”
– Lisa Unger (via quote-book)
That painful moment when you realize that someone...
You and Me against the world.: Grammar lesson: →
ahhitsariel:
Your/ You’re:
“Your” is a possessive pronoun, as in “your face” or “your tumblr.”
“You’re” is a contraction meaning, “you are.” An example being: You’re horrible at writing properly.
It’s/ Its:
“It’s” is a contraction for “it has”. Ex.: It’s been an awful day filled with horrible grammar.
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Same Shit.: Why does the guy have to do all the... →
mhmmmicah:
You want him to text first. You want him to call first. You want him to IM you first. You want him to chase after you. You want him to stop you from leaving. You want him to do this, this, this, this, that, and this, and that, and whatever the fuck else.
Girl, please. A relationship is 50/50. Put…
Whenever you don't talk to me
sweetbootyshabaam:
joybaaaby:
I’m like
but when you do, I’m like
OMG, MINIONS.♥ INSTANT REBLOG.
I hate boys who think they can get any girl.
same with girls
“Sacrifice is giving up something good for something better.”
– Unknown (via littlemiss)